Stoned-Campbell Shopping List

A Stoned-Campbell Disciple Shopping List ...

There is one activity I can freely confess that I really do not like but has become sort of part of life when the fridg is like old Mother Hubbard's Cupboards ... EMPTY!!! That is the pilgrimage to the grocery store. Though I once worked a grocery store named Publix ages ago in Florida I do not have a clue where anything is. When I want to get exercise I go to the story because I probably walk up and down every aisle in the store a dozen times.

Because my cooking skills have simply blossomed in the last year I feel like I need to have some stuff in my kitchen. So what does a disciple struggling to make his way through the present fallen age get at Fry's? Stuff that takes a great deal of knowledge passed on through the ages to work with. So here is a list of some items ...

Coca-Puffs

Count Chocula

Coke Zero & Dr. Pepper

Packaged Salad ... Just not from Dole

Apples

Hacker-Pschorr Hefe Weisse

One "1968" Time Magazine (year I was born)

Three Pepperoni Tombstone Pizzas

Peanut Butter

For health reasons I resisted the urge to purchase a Butterfinger in the checkout line! The lady cashier was very friendly ...

I got out to my little Pontiac Solstice and realized that I had forgotten an essential ingredient for my sophisticated kitchen ... I needed some fat free milk for my Coca Puffs!!! I had to go back in and go through that line again ... Such is life.

Bobby V